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David White

No Film Week: Nov. 25-Dec. 1

Knives Out is being released this week, by visionary director Rian Johnson, which means one thing- we don’t have to see the trailer to Knives Out ever again! Hell Yeah! We’re free, people- the only time we’ll ever see weird CGI floating magnifying glasses will be in our nightmares. Here’s what else is happening this week:


Series:


Monday, Nov. 25:

  • With Merce + Intro by Director- 6pm- A collection of films about legendary choreographer Merce Cunningham. Lincoln Center

  • Call Me By Your Name- 6:45pm- Michael Stuhlbarg better not ever makes me cry like that ever again. Fucking Stuhlbarg...Syndicated

  • Hala + Q&A with Director- 7pm- Coming of age story about a 17-year-old Pakistani-American as her family falls apart. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • Splendor in the Grass in 35mm- 7:30pm- Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood are too hot for Kansas and it’s tearing Kansas apart. City Cinemas

  • Film Noir Mondays- 7:30pm- Super secret film noir movie, for a super secret audience. Film Noir Cinema

  • Velvet Goldmine in 35mm presented by Ela Troyano- 8pm- Todd Haynes makes the best (not) David Bowie movie ever. Plus Christian Bale and Ewan McGregor have sex. It’s a four quadrant movie! IFC Center

  • Mind Game- 9:30pm- I wish more films were described as “a psychedelic self-discovery experience.” Alamo Drafthouse

  • Caravaggio- 9:45pm- Derek Jarman loves the man and the process in his masterpiece. Metrograph

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street- 9:45pm- Springwood, Ohio doesn’t even have the Dream Warriors to protect them. Johnny Depp never stood a chance. Nitehawk Prospect Park


Tuesday, Nov. 26:

  • L’effrontee in 35mm- 4pm, 7:30pm- Charlotte Gainsbourg’s first major role, she plays a 13-year old with all the same problems as us, just cooler and more sophisticated. FIAF

  • Her- 6:45pm- Joaquin Phoenix definitely violated App Store terms and conditions. Syndicated

  • Krisha- 7pm- Trey Edward Shults’s debut celebrates Thanksgiving’s power to bring family together and then put it to the breaking point. Nitehawk Prospect Park

  • Pororoca + Q&A with Director- 8pm- A Romanian family deals with the disappearance of their young daughter. So, not a comedy. Film Forum

  • Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters- 9pm- Troma redubbed a Indonesian film in what I’m sure is a very tasteful edit. What’s this- the brother of the main character has to get surgery because his semen flows to his brain and if he gets horny, his brain will explode? Stay classy, Troma, stay classy. Film Noir Cinema

  • Under the Skin- 9:35pm- Jonathan Glazer’s Species is a lot more ponderous than Roger Donaldson’s. Syndicated


Wednesday, Nov. 27:

  • Inception- 6:30pm- Leo and the gang dodge the dream police to pull off the perfect crime in a highly militarized sub-conscious. Syndicated

  • Booksmart- 7pm- I get it- Ryan is the coolest. I’d be terrified that she wouldn’t like me. MoMA

  • Vampire’s Kiss in 35mm- 7pm- Nicolas Cage’s run at the Roxy starts getting to the real Nicolas Cage. Roxy Cinema

  • Buffalo ‘66 in 35mm- 9:30pm- Christina Ricci makes everything better, huh? Quad Cinema

  • High Life- 9:45pm- It’s a sci-fi movie that has a spaceship with a semen dungeon- what more do you want from movies? Syndicated


Thursday, Nov. 28:

  • Nothing


Friday, Nov. 29:

  • A Day of Animated Films by Women- 10am- Collection of animated shorts by female directors from the 30s to the 80s. All day, baby, all day. MoMA

  • Pauline at the Beach in 35mm- 5:45pm- Beach trip! Time for some fun in the sun with my cousin and no creepy local men. Metrograph

  • 63 Up + Q&A with Director- 6:20pm- Michael Apted checks in on the Up gang a ninth time. And while he’s at the Film Forum and has to answer your questions- ask what pranks Denise Richards pulled on the set of The World is Not Enough. Film Forum

  • The Birdcage in 35mm- 6:45pm- Robin Williams and Nathan Lane walk like John Wayne to appease assholes in this comedy classic. Quad Cinema

  • It’s Such a Beautiful Day/World of Tomorrow- 7pm- Don Hertzfeldt double feature- all the stick figure you could want in one sitting. Syndicated

  • Tremors + Q&A with Star- 7:15pm- Not the Kevin Bacon Tremors- this Tremors is about a closeted Guatamalan man pushed to conversion therapy. The term “Graboid” is never used. Quad Cinema

  • Rolling Thunder Revue- 7:30pm- Bob Dylan keeps the train rolling through the 70s with the Gene Simmons special (cocaine and face paint). MoMA

  • Holy Motors- 9:05pm- Surreal ode to acting from the director of Mauvais Sang. Plus it has Kylie Minogue! Syndicated

  • Pink Flamingos in 35mm- 9:15pm- Divine defends her throne as the filthiest person alive, no matter how many chickens it takes. Quad Cinema

  • Vampire’s Kiss in 35mm- 10pm- Nic Cage thinks he’s a vampire. In the movie. In real life, he’s a mummy. Roxy Cinema

  • Mandy- 11:45pm- A cult has kidnapped Nicolas Cage’s girl. And made her listen to their album. Those fuckers are dead. Syndicated

  • The House of Yes in 35mm- 12:10am- This is actually the best it’s gone when anyone’s brought Tori Spelling home to meet their family. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • Daniel Isn’t Real- 12:20am- “From the producers of Mandy”. Nitehawk Williamsburg


Saturday, Nov. 30:

  • Money Train- 10:45am- Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes are back and better than ever. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • To Kill a Mockingbird- 11am- America’s dad, Atticus Finch, stands against racism, for calling potential rape victims liars. We all have a code. Film Forum

  • Night of the Hunter- 11am- Robert Mitchum’s delivers his masterpiece performance as Harry Powell, evil preacher and big bad wolf. IFC Center

  • Moonstruck- 11am- Every New Yorker’s nightmare- having to choose between Nicolas Cage and Danny Aiello. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation- 11am- Chevy Chase disappoints family and Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Christmas, just like every other day. Nitehawk Prospect Park

  • Born Yesterday- 12pm- “My Fair Lady but with gangsters involved” works really well as a screwball comedy plot. Metrograph

  • Andrei Rublev- 1:15pm- Andrei Tarkovsky’s masterpiece about the artist and saint’s struggle in Medieval Russia. Metrograph

  • The Beach Bum- 2pm- See The Beach Bum the way the director intended- in a museum, next to elderly couples. MoMA

  • Peggy Sue Got Married in 35mm- 3pm- Kathleen Turner thinks she’s so smart, just cause she got sent back in time. Roxy Cinema

  • Phantom Thread- 4pm- Paul Thomas Anderson doesn’t need therapy for relationship issues- that’s what making movies is for. Syndicated

  • The Thin Man- 4:30pm- Cinema’s best couple are rich, solve crimes, have a cute dog, live the greatest possible life. Metrograph

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg- 5:30pm- Jacques Demy’s first technicolor musical. Metrograph

  • Back to the Future in 35mm- 7pm- Still looking for the deleted scene where we see how Doc Brown met Iranian terrorists. Quad Cinema

  • The Master- 7pm- Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman spend two hours trying to out-act each other. We all win. Syndicated

  • The Bridges of Madison County in 35mm- 7:45pm- Meryl Streep off the Henny & a few pulls of sour, ready to jeopardize is all for Clint Eastwood. Metrograph

  • Buffalo ‘66 in 35mm- 9:15pm- A sitcom plot directed in a very 90s indie movie way. Quad Cinema

  • Inherent Vice- 10:35pm- Joaquin Phoenix, audience struggle to figure this one out. Syndicated

  • The House of Yes in 35mm- 12:10am- So, there’s no Thanksgiving movie where the family loves each other. But there’s one with Parker Posey as a mentally disturbed Jackie Kennedy impersonator. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • Daniel Isn’t Real- 12:20am- Whatever you do, don’t let Patrick Schwartzenegger take over. Nitehawk Williamsburg


Sunday, Dec. 1:

  • Money Train- 10:45am- Finally, we can all live out our fantasy of being transit cops. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • To Kill a Mockingbird- 11am- The best possible outcome of Robert Duvall hiding in your room. Film Forum

  • Night of the Hunter- 11am- Salvation is a last minute business, boy. IFC Center

  • Moonstruck- 11am- The most Italian rom-com this side of Under the Tuscan Sun. Nitehawk Williamsburg

  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation- 11am- America sympathizes with Chevy Chase for one fleeting moment. Nitehawk Prospect Park

  • The Holiday- 12pm- Nancy Meyers really works to explain how Kate Winslet falls in love with Jack Black. Alamo Drafthouse

  • Brief Encounter in 35mm- 1pm- Noel Coward and David Lean muster everything they can to make you cry. And succeed, damn it. Metrograph

  • Pink Flamingos in 35mm- 3:15pm- Oh Cotton, you make me so happy. You and the egg man. Quad Cinema

  • Metropolitan + Q&A with Director- 3:30pm- You don’t have to read a book to have an opinion on it. Metrograph

  • Carol- 3:30pm- Just when you think it can’t get any worse, you run out of cigarettes. Syndicated

  • Five Easy Pieces in 35mm- 3:45pm- Jack Nicholson and Bob Rafelson take apart the 60s. Metrograph

  • The General in 35mm- 4pm- Buster Keaton’s fights for his train, his girl and his Confederacy in one of the first blockbusters ever made. Anthology Film Archives

  • The Birdcage in 35mm- 5:25pm- Hank Azaria overcomes his fear of offending all gay people to play Agador Spartacus. Quad Cinema

  • Peggy Sue Got Married in 35mm- 5:30pm- The 47th Nicolas Cage movie playing this week. Goddamn, the man has an audience. Roxy Cinema

  • The Last Days of Disco + Intro by Director- 6:15pm- There’s something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. Metrograph

  • Stories We Tell- 6:15pm- We get to live vicariously through Sarah Polley as she interrogates her family. If only… Syndicated

  • The New World: Limited Release Version in 35mm- 7pm- The extended cut of Terrence Malick’s Pocahontas. In this cut, Grandmother Willow does talk and sing and is a crucial plot point. Museum of Moving Image

  • Andrei Rublev- 8pm- It’s amazing that Tarkovsky could sympathize so much with the struggles of Medieval Russia while living in a Soviet paradise. He’s a truly talented man. Metrograph

  • Inside Llewyn Davis- 8:45pm- The Coen Brothers are the only people in history to ask, “But what about the non-Bob Dylan people in the Greenwich Folk scene?”. Syndicated


What Else is Playing:

  • American Dharma

  • Atlantics

  • Dark Waters

  • Downtown 81

  • Duet for Cannibals

  • Feast of the Epiphany

  • Ghost World

  • Honey Boy

  • The Hottest August

  • The Irishman

  • Kind Hearts and Coronets

  • The Kingmaker

  • The Ladykillers

  • The Lavender Hill Mob

  • Les Miserables

  • The Lighthouse

  • The Man in the White Suit

  • Marriage Story

  • Mickey and the Bear

  • North by Northwest

  • Pain & Glory

  • Parasite

  • Recorder: The Marion Stokes Project

  • The Report

  • Scandalous: The Untold Story of the National Enquirer

  • Shooting the Mafia

  • Synonyms

  • The Third Man

  • Tokyo Twilight

  • The Two Popes

  • Varda by Agnes

  • Waves


What to Plan on:

There are a couple things to plan on coming up at the Film Forum and the Metrograph in December. The Film Forum is hosting a retrospective of Martin Scorsese’s documentaries called Scorsese Non-Fiction. This includes all of his music documentaries, Italianamerican, My Voyage to Italy, and A Personal Journey. Scorsese’s made a lot of documentaries, but almost all have flown under the radar (except for The Last Waltz). They are him at his most sincere and personal.


The Film Forum is also showing the new 4K restoration of the original Cape Fear from Dec. 18-24. Cape Fear is one of my favorite movies and Robert Mitchum gives one of the most menacing performances in film history as the stalker ex-con Max Cady. It’s incredible.


Metrograph is showing the new A24 horror movie In Fabric from Dec. 4-8, with multiple Q&A and introductions by the director, Peter Strickland. The movie is about a cursed dress, which is a crazy premise that I’m sure will be taken to the most extreme conclusion by the director of Berberian Sound Studio. It also has my favorite poster I’ve seen in a while.


Metrograph is also showing Valley of the Dolls with an introduction by Dionne Warwick on Dec. 15. Have you seen a movie introduced by Dionne Warwick? Do you want to? This is the only chance you’ll ever get.

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